Every damn time I’m like OH FUCK DEJA VUUUU I DREAMT THIS SHIT
and then i
floral n shit
So I don’t realize how many sexy dreams I have until I’m in a sexy situation.
I'm a sap for sap
| Me: | Being lazy is probably the best thing in the world next to tacos. |
| Him: | I might just have to agree with you. |
| Me: | Why are we so awesome. |
| Him: | Well because you're a redhead and beautiful. I'm not sure what makes me awesome, I just am. |
(Source: lotophage, via bekahhhhhh)
Forgot to mention.
That guy I went on a date with the other night?
27 years old, almost 28.
I’m 19.
My parents are going to flip.
Especially since I’m going out with him again soon, teehee.
What, I like him.
He appreciates my nerd qualities.
Have you ever had one of those moments where something totally romantic could have happened but didn’t?
About a year ago, I went on a road trip with the guy I was dating at the time and his dad to Tennessee. Our first night there, we set up our tent outside of his cousin’s house and—it being Tennessee—it was very beautiful with lots of mountains.
It was really late when everyone was asleep that my boyfriend asked if I wanted to go for a walk down the street that ran along with this cute little river. I was excited because here we were in the mountains alone and newly in love.
After a little while of walking, he sat down on a log and lit a cigar. I sat next to him, all excited and waiting, with the crickets chirping and the sound of the river streaming and the night sky stars twinkling and the bright full moon casting our shadows….
Not a damn thing happened on that fuckin’ log. He gave me his cowboy hat to hold. When he finished his cigar, we walked back to the tent where he fingered me—his dad asleep on the other side of the tent.
Classy fellow.
Any stories you’d like to share, whether it be (s)he not making the move or you?
My mom just used the word "boinking" as a substitute for "sleeping with."
| Her: | She was boinking Scotty before she married Mark and she was still boinking him after they got married. She's a ho bag. |
So I think I have a date tonight with this guy from work..
To see the Lion King in 3D. I’m hoping it’ll be awesome and not awkward.
I think it’ll be okay though because he doesn’t like rap music and he’s a bit odd so I think I’ll have fun.
It’s also a little dangerous because our store manager doesn’t like it when morning stockers (me) date department assistant managers (him).
And his last name is Russell.
Come on now.
